Just about anything off of Morrison Hotel!
Mrs. Witness
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OK nobody's mentioned the Doors
by flipper inthey were so demented - i loved them.
used to listen to the first 2 albums all the time when i was in junior high school - probably made me what i am today.
mr f too - we played those the other night.
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How Would You Respond to This?
by Mrs. Witness ini saw a hysterical far side comic yesterday at the dentist's office.
it was the blob family.
daddy blob was looking out the window at two nicely dressed people walking towards their house.
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Mrs. Witness
I saw a hysterical Far Side comic yesterday at the dentist's office. It was the Blob family. Daddy Blob was looking out the window at two nicely dressed people walking towards their house. He yelled "Jehovah's Witnesses! Quick, pretend you're bean bag chairs!". It cracked me up.
When I got home, I shared what I had seen with Mr. Witness. At first he didn't laugh, but then he thought about it and did see how funny it was. He said "we call that 'home but hiding'". Then he said, and here's where I need opinions..."they're not saying 'No' to me..." implying they're saying no to his wonderful message.
I wanted to scream because this is like a mom telling her fat daughter that she's just chubby or her nerdy son that the girls don't know what they're missing. It sounded so much like something his mom had drilled into his head that I wanted to shake him! I was so disgusted, I didn't say anything.
What would you say?
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Believing what I read - a Skeptic's course
by jgnat ini struggle, here and elsewhere, to explain my violent reaction against unsubstantiated claims.
after all, the believer produces testimonals and "scientific" evidence to support their belief.
my acceptance of saccharin and aspartame has been challenged, for instance.
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Mrs. Witness
I just have to chime in...jgnat & Leolaia, I love both of you. jg, I love your common sense and Leolaia I wish I had your patience to read all that history! Thanks for a great thread!
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The Golden Compass--What is your Daemon?
by blondie inhttp://www.goldencompassmovie.com/?274692.
i am a bengal tiger named didimon..
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Mrs. Witness
Mine's a fox named Alchaeon. I'll wait for the DVD.
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Feb 15th Watchtower Study Edition - NEW LIGHT - Article in PDF
by AlphaOmega inthe generation seeing the sign .
' previously, this journal has explained that in the first century, "this generation" mentioned at matthew 24:34 meant "the contemporaneous generation of unbelieving jews.
not the whole magazine, but this is the new light article.. .
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Mrs. Witness
Thanks Gilberto.
I'm with Carla, we need a "generation for dummies". So, let me get the chronology (sorry if I'm redundant): pre-1995, generation meant 1914 people, 1995-Feb 2008 it meant people who were resistant to God, and, finally, Feb 2008 it means the disciples?
The disciples are dead, right, I mean, surely the WT isn't going to come out and say they've been resurrected or something and are sitting on the GB? I'M SO CONFUSED! And if the disciples have "passed away" what does that mean? It's just not logical, Captain.
Funny thing is, I've always argued with hubby that Jesus was talking about the destruction of Jerusalem in those passages and it seems like the WT got close to that, then veered of into la-la land by inferring that some weird "John" class are the modern-day disciples. UGH, it makes my head hurt.
How many dubs really understand this junk? I don't. I probably would understand it if my eyes didn't glaze over after a paragraph or two.
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Feb 15th Watchtower Study Edition - NEW LIGHT - Article in PDF
by AlphaOmega inthe generation seeing the sign .
' previously, this journal has explained that in the first century, "this generation" mentioned at matthew 24:34 meant "the contemporaneous generation of unbelieving jews.
not the whole magazine, but this is the new light article.. .
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Mrs. Witness
Just so I'm clear, as a non-Dub, the current generation light is that "the generation" is the generation of 1914 people, right?
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purpledoodles strikes again
by purplesofa insome recent stuff.........kinda like the wt, same old stuff!.
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the twelve apostles!.
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Mrs. Witness
Purps, I am amazed at your talent. Do you plan them out or do they just happen?
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untitled
by faundy ini liked this post, it's thoughtful and say s exactly what it should.
i agree, too.
i hate the fact that in some places local to me, we are only allowed white lights around trees, very benign things that don't point obviously to christmas.
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Mrs. Witness
Way to go nvr! I always check snopes.com when I see stuff like this!
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Watchtower Parody Page #8
by AlmostAtheist inhey all, .
i can't sleep tonight for some reason, and so i took a whack at correcting some of the more glaring typos on the watchtower's site.
(for instance, they keep misspelling "lie" as t-r-u-t-h. weird...) anyone wanna double-check me, here?
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Mrs. Witness
Nice work Dave!
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Does anyone remember that picture of the scarlet-colored beast WITH crowns?
by AlmostAtheist ini got my history a little mixed up in a post earlier tonight, trying to recall an error in a watchtower picture a few years ago.
the picture was of the scarlet-colored wild beast, but it had crowns.
the bible says this beast doesn't have crowns, it's the other one that has the crowns.
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Mrs. Witness
Or guy, or whatever. But if your gonna be with a vagina-carrier, might as well be with one that drinks blood and kills people, and stuff. At lest in my opinion anyways...
Now, that's funny.